Joseph Kelly..next time yoo hack into my account and show yourself to be a complete p e n i s...

..i will take yoo by your rather inflamed ''bum grapes'' and throw yoo oot the window...

..and no you cant have a train fare to go see ''her'' [link] or ''her'' [link] ..

..and if you choose to continue in this outragious fashion i will begin to reveal a new member of your secret fanclub each day..starting with a certain faraway beest...

..do i make myself clear

..good

*they watching yoo*
..and i am too